It appears that Tuesdays have been compromised by the white supremacist culture powered misconception we have of responsibilities and school work. Nonetheless, we persist AND we adapt.

On that note, I (to the suggestion of my good friend Owen Dion), propose we make a pilgrimage to the pub THIS Thursday (trivia on thursdays at Monkey). It may well be the last monkey pub of the quarter and it very much might be Owens last one for a while. Lets give him a night he won't forget.

Allow me to paint you a picture. It's 8am in a cubicle of the quiet section of odegaard listening to a mix of Blink-182, Venetian Snares, Daft Punk's Alive 2007, and a slew of midwest emo. I'm off no breakfast, 2 Coffees, cinnamon zyns, and a 54mg ritalin. Absolutely fucking locked in. This concoction got me fantasizing about increasing shareholder value. May I say I've got #quantdreams.

Aside: Have any of you guys had feelings of gender envy? Like sometimes I wish I was born a girl but I have no desire of transitioning or further feminizing my appearance.

I come to you all with some news. I'm sure some of you remember the unfortunate sight of my neighbor from last time (pictured below).

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I am happy to share that pedro and I confronted him last week. Our lovely neighbors welcomed us into their apartment complex and led us to his door. Pedro took the leap of faith and knocked on his door. The foreboding weight in the air made my heart race like a stallion. He opened the door. He looked upset at our interruption of his private moment. But we were not deterred. Pedro, with empathy, requested he close his blinds all the way. He shut the door on us without a word. But, we prevailed. He has not been sighted since.

Shall we dress up in our indie-est outfits, slap on our cheeriest smiles, and make this a night worth remembering? I think yas.

Let's take some thirst traps, send questionable texts, and live life erotically

See you all at 8:00 at 4747 B 18th Ave NE, Seattle, WA 98105.

Theme: Lean into your archetype to the fullest extent.

I want to see full carhartt outfits, size 40 waist jeans from depop, full gorp. Whatever archetype you can categorize yourself as, do it vicarously.

Earn your beers. Lots of love.

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I send you all off with some quotes and tweets. I hope you enjoy.

"new filmoe got me moving like chat gpt" -Sam Herold

"I'm Sassy, Not Gay"-Ian Conner